It's official. The revenge has started...How Wolverine turned Lux.
After the success of the psychological warfare the evening before(to be revealed upon the proper lead in), Wolverine and wife turn their attention to turning Lux. and his wife against the 7173Mustang conspiratorial team.
As you may recall, the prior evening, Lux. and his bride drank only water. This did not allow the Dos XX soluble elixir to be used to turn them into a comatose guitar player and groupee.
However, in the morning, Lux. and wife indicated their desire for coffee and tea. At that point in time, Wolverine did something he never imagined he would do. He went into his Polish Catholic relic safe, and removed his last remaining toenail clipping...the toenail clipping from Pope John Paul II. Drawing on previous experience, he ground up the toenail and placed it into the coffee and tea of his guests. As Wolverine knew, the tea and coffee drinking guests would never detect the toenail. In fact, they thoroughly enjoyed their toenail brew. But, would it have the affect on the drinkers that Wolverine expected.
Several minutes later, the perfect opportunity arose. Lux. noticed a RAY BAN sunglass case in the living room. Lex. called back to his wife, "Honey, are these Ray Ban's yours?" As the Ray Ban's were mime and clearly male in nature...the question was a complete fabrication...it seems the brew's affect may have started at working.
Without hesitation she answered, "No dear. I did not want to remove my Ray Ban's from the car, remember?" At this point, I thought my plan did not work. However just as I had given up hope, she continued. "But, why don't you take a look at them and if you like them, take them."
These words were Italian music to my ears. We Had Success! The saintly Polish toe nail had done its work. Lux and his wife were now...POLISH!!! And more importantly Catholic!
And these Polish Catholics were going to be welcomed with open arms and cars to the men and women of the 7173Mustang forum...to wreak their Polish Catholic revenge. You just can't make this stuff up.