I've been a moderator on HKPRO.COM for about a hundred years, but have been relatively quiet there since the founder sold his board to a company that sells advertising...
Anyway, I have been poking around there again for a few weeks now, and came across a pet peave thread... One that askes "If you could have only 2 guns, what would they be?"
So, I came up with a tongue-in-cheek response that perhaps some of you will appreciate:
From HKPRO.COM:
I love these questions... but we need context:
Is this just because I can only have 2? Other than that, life is just as usual? If so, then, I'd keep my P7-M8 since it is the best CCW IMO. Next would be my P9S 9mm Target, with SWR QD3K.
Or is this a natural disaster scenario, where looters are running rampant, general civial disorder and a "Police State"... Decide to hunker down inside your home and prepare to fend off raiders? In this scenario, I'd opt for my trusty Remington 870 with 8-shot tube, and my MP5.
Or could this be a post apocalyptic scenario... end of the world as we know it... Pack up everything you can carry and head for the hills, while dodging packs of lawless criminals? In this scenario, I would opt for the MP5 with Gemtech Mk9K and my Marlin 1894c, which can also use the suppressor... good for taking game without alerting those lawless hoards to my whereabouts.
Or, did I find a suitcase full of millions of dollars, and the mob wants it back... knows where I live and I gotta get the hell out of dodge after faking my own death? In this case, I revert back to the first scenario... P7M8 for CCW, and Suppressed P9s for covert work if necessary.
Or, did my wife catch me with my secretary at the no-tell motel down the street, and I've gotta get the hell out of dodge before she finds me and separates me from my tally-whacker? In this most unfortunate scenario, I'm afraid I only have one choice... The gun I carry... P7-M8 goes with me on my long, lonesome journey to rebuild a non-gelded life in a town far away.
Anyway, I have been poking around there again for a few weeks now, and came across a pet peave thread... One that askes "If you could have only 2 guns, what would they be?"
So, I came up with a tongue-in-cheek response that perhaps some of you will appreciate:
From HKPRO.COM:
I love these questions... but we need context:
Is this just because I can only have 2? Other than that, life is just as usual? If so, then, I'd keep my P7-M8 since it is the best CCW IMO. Next would be my P9S 9mm Target, with SWR QD3K.
Or is this a natural disaster scenario, where looters are running rampant, general civial disorder and a "Police State"... Decide to hunker down inside your home and prepare to fend off raiders? In this scenario, I'd opt for my trusty Remington 870 with 8-shot tube, and my MP5.
Or could this be a post apocalyptic scenario... end of the world as we know it... Pack up everything you can carry and head for the hills, while dodging packs of lawless criminals? In this scenario, I would opt for the MP5 with Gemtech Mk9K and my Marlin 1894c, which can also use the suppressor... good for taking game without alerting those lawless hoards to my whereabouts.
Or, did I find a suitcase full of millions of dollars, and the mob wants it back... knows where I live and I gotta get the hell out of dodge after faking my own death? In this case, I revert back to the first scenario... P7M8 for CCW, and Suppressed P9s for covert work if necessary.
Or, did my wife catch me with my secretary at the no-tell motel down the street, and I've gotta get the hell out of dodge before she finds me and separates me from my tally-whacker? In this most unfortunate scenario, I'm afraid I only have one choice... The gun I carry... P7-M8 goes with me on my long, lonesome journey to rebuild a non-gelded life in a town far away.
