Some of the new members won't know what I'm talking about but the older ones may remember the times when the shenanigans going on between Wolverine and yours truly were quite famous on here.
Well I just went to Paris to pick him and his lovely wife up. They're going to spend four days here in Luxembourg with me and mrs luxstang.
Let's see if this small country can handle this combined awesomeness.
Well....I google myself to assure my reputation isn't being tarnished and what happens? I am being smeared by Lux...again.
First, let me say about 10 things:
1. I travel, literally, halfway around the world to share my precious embodiment with this guy(actually his wife, but don't tell him) and you think he could get a decent haircut and a shave.
2. He spends so much time hugging us upon our first meeting(more like feeling us up, but what the heck, we were in France) that we LITERALLY, I KID YOU NOT missed the train from Paris to Luxembourg by 30 seconds. That was the ONLY TRAIN on our whole trip which left the station on time.
3. So, not sure anyone knows this, but Lux is a bigwig in Euro TRAINsportation. You think this guy could either call back that train or order us up a new one pronto. Noooo....we have to sit around and drink beer for like 3 hours waiting for the next train....and of course, this is Lux we are talking about(he tells me they don't except Lux-Euros in France), so guess who gets stuck with the bar bill??? Do you guys know how much a BUD LIGHT costs at the Paris Train Station???? Neither do I because I wouldn't be caught with my pants down drinking a Bud Light, except that one time...but do you know how much a HEINEKEN costs?
Actually, Lux had a cafe(pronounced calf-ay in Paris) which is like coffee except the portion size is like shot of bourbon at the Ritz...but not cheaper.
4-9....another time....really. I could go on forever....but #10 is a killer...literally.
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10. We aren't in Luxembourg more than 1 hour and Lux, REALLY REALLY did this, runs over AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!!! Flatter than Pamela Anderson's back..not back side, just back. I think he got it with both front and back tires. How could he not see this YELLOW AND BLACK 8 inch creature with those vibrant spots in the dark of night. The only time Lux was more depressed was when we were running to the train...and the train was just leaving the station ahead of us....it was a classic.
All I can say is, the only saving grace to the whole trip was Mrs. Luxstang. And, my wife agrees wholeheartedly....which is the first thing we have agreed on in 36 years.....
And actually, everything is 100% true except the bit about my wife and I agreeing.
I was right! There was trouble - but it seems mainly for the lizard!
Greg.