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Male vs. Female Logic ----- Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes Lady: How much a day? Man: An average of 1 bottle of wine Lady: How much per bottle? Man: An average of $30.00 Lady: And how long have you been drinking? Man: 15 years Lady: So a bottle of wine averages $30.00 and you drink 1/day...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Kate, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man, how...

Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess my age! One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure...

A couple were celebrating 50 years together.. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't...