Male vs. Female Logic

[smokem]

Male vs. Female Logic

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Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: An average of 1 bottle of wine

Lady: How much per bottle?

Man: An average of $30.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So a bottle of wine averages $30.00 and you drink 1/day which puts your monthly cost at $900 so in one year, it would be $10,800 .. correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you didn't drink, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for

compound interest over the past 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: So, where's your fxxxxxg Ferrari?

 

[hyena429]

Bahahha..funny one.

 

[imusa76]

LOL!!!

 

[caspianwendell]

Funny

 

[Valhallo]

Ferrari? Pfsssh... Give me $162,000 to spend on a car and it wont be a Ferrari sitting in my driveway.

 

[vamach1]

Women want to know where she got the dress. Men want to know how to get the dress off her and they may notice the Mustang as well.

 

[goodnigh]

What Mustang?

mike

 

[sm3570]

That Mustang is dead sexy. But damn, I had to do a double take to notice it was a '73.

 

[marks73]

Have a few doctors I'de like to send that to!

 

[luxstang]

You lost me in the title where it read "female logic". My system froze on that contradiction.

The red dress rebooted my system. That dress would look good all crumpled-up in the back seat.

 

[Wolverine]

You lost me in the title where it read "female logic". My system froze on that contradiction.

The red dress rebooted my system. That dress would look good all crumpled-up in the back seat.

I was thinking she would look good without the red dress in any seat.