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*I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it **
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*I had amnesia once---or twice *
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**I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? **
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*Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. *
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*All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy *
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*If the world were a logical place, women would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. *
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*What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? *
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*They told me I was gullible and I believed them. *
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*Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. *
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*Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. *
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*One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. *
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*My weight is perfect for my height--which varies. *
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*I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. *
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*How can there be self-help "groups"? *
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*If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? *
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*Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. *
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*Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?*
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*I had amnesia once---or twice *
********************* **
**I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? **
********************** *
*Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. *
********************* *
*All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy *
********************* *
*If the world were a logical place, women would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. *
********************* *
*What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? *
********************* *
*They told me I was gullible and I believed them. *
********************* *
*Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. *
********************* *
*Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. *
********************* *
*One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. *
********************* *
*My weight is perfect for my height--which varies. *
********************* *
*I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. *
********************* *
*How can there be self-help "groups"? *
********************* *
*If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? *
********************* *
*Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. *
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*Is it me --or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?*
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