REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM:

[thundertc64]

1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots.

2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo.

3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines.

4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~Cooter

 

[marks73]

Will that work in North Carolina ? Quality!!

 

[Don65Stang]

Sounds like my prefered kind of neighborhood.

 

[73vertproject]

LOL!! I love it - cheap probably very effective for all burglars who can read!

Doc

 

[OLE PONY]

Laying a couple of big broken chains around and some huge bones too would finish off the scene.