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January 9 a group of bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a
girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks
through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says to the girl
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to
appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity
either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me
a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "WOW! That was the
best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are
wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The onlookers are still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed!
girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
The leader, George a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks
through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says to the girl
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he didn't want to
appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity
either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me
a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and
did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed
immediately by another one.
After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the
onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "WOW! That was the
best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are
wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The onlookers are still unclear whether he jumped or was pushed!
