Luxstang reveals details of Lux. defense strategy

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Although we did not spend a lot of time regarding politics, we did make fun of France...How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? We don't know because it hasn't been done yet.

Not surprisingly, Luxstang was very familiar with the armed forces of the United States. Since he was on the subject of national defense, I asked him how would Lux. defend itself in the event of an attack.

This is where he slipped badly. He was so caught up in his intellectual prowess of the US defenses, he revealed how Lux. would use the scourge of the world against anyone who tried to invade Lux.

What is the scourge? Italian Housewives!!! He personally explained to me how he is not afraid of anyone or anything because he has an Italian wife.

Wow. What a great idea. Anyone who has seen an Italian housewive(such as Everybody Loves Raymond) realizes they are the scourge of the earth and would defend to the death their territory.

You have to give it to those Luxembourgians...they have it all figured out. They are defending their border with size 0 Italian housewives.

They figured this out, but they don't have genetically engineered lawns.

 
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