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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself and looking sad.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs hang nearly to my waist, and my butt hangs almost to my knees. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She sighs and turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel good about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well Darling, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Luke's Memorial Chapel.
"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs hang nearly to my waist, and my butt hangs almost to my knees. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She sighs and turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel good about myself."
He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well Darling, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Luke's Memorial Chapel.
