I came to the realization today that fixing this hunk of junk isn't worth it - but it had nothing to do with the horrible condition of the floorpans - which I completely expected.
That said, this is what happened today. I set out to gut the bottom half of the interior to gain access to the floorboards - and gut it I did.
This is what I found under the carpets
before vacuuming the rust out:
"Flinstones! Meet the Flintstones..."
The areas just forward of the wheelwell aren't any better, and the driver's side is pretty shocking. Not that I have a problem with repairing any of this:
I also found out why the left quarter panel had rotted out under the quarter window - someone went nuts when they Ziebarted this thing and stuffed 2" of sealer in there - effectively blocking the rocker panel's drain hole for this area. Brilliant.
Thing is, the other side isn't like this, which should have been a big warning flag right there, but I didn't figure that out until an hour later (keep reading)...
All vacuumed up, and the extent of the floorpan rust becomes a bit more obvious. Again, nothing that isn't fixable - this isn't a sinkhole Corvette.
With those headers, this must have been a very effective floor heater up there in NY. Torque box has a hole in it, but only one spot - nothing that would require chopping half the car to fix:
All things considered, I expected this side to be worse with the rotted cowl. Again, hole in the torque box too:
Drain plug hole on the driver's side turned out to be rotted at all corners:
And that was it. Or so I thought. As I was kneeling to examine a small hole in the valance mounting area, I looked up through the taillight hole and saw this:
Dammit. The one quarter I thought was good is a FRICKIN' SKIN.
Granted, this is the only bit of craftsmanship that I've found on the car that is almost imperceptible from the outside: It is the ONLY thing of that's been fitted so well that it took me two months to find it.
Dare you to find the filler. They used the original quarter for the end, so there's no panel difference at the end cap area. Slick.
You can barely make out that the door sits a bit deeper than the quarter at the gap. Otherwise, you can hardly tell.
Here's the problem: I hate skins, and I hate lapped repairs. I'd probably be able to tolerate this in any other situation, but consider how many other panels I'd have to replace:
- LH full quarter
- Both doors (passenger's is especially rotted)
- Floorpans
- Trunk floor
- Rear floor area forward of wheelwells
- Cowl hat
- All aprons (they're presently patched up with aluminum riveted to the steel and Bondo'ed over.
- Patch the hood from BigBlue
Honestly, the only steel on the entire car that wouldn't get welded together are the front fenders, roof, and trunk (trunk still needs the spoiler holes closed up though).
All that, and I leave the RH quarter untouched? That would be stupid - but equally stupid would be to
do all this work on this turd, when I can pick up something better to start with and be better off - both in cost and general headaches.
So she gets torn apart. Maybe I'll be able to break even on this bad deal and find something better to turn into Halicki's Flying Yellow Banana.
-Kurt
P.S.: This '72 - being very late production (July) has (correction: had - just threw them out) 1973-dated carpets in it: