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God, I hate neo-journalism. Sure, the Mustang is "for sale" - but only if you're willing to pony up $33 million in cash for all the other Bond cars that come with it.

Nothing more than another publicity stunt by Dmitry Laptev, the ultra-slimy, shyster salesman for the Dezer Collection who hasn't the slightest appreciation for a single car in the museum. Even his coworkers make fun of his salesmanship. Hell, Dmitry fellow would sell off his first-born if he was offered the right price, and he'll make you a good deal on his parents too.

"HEY, YOU WANT THE LOTUS? WANT THE LOTUS TOO? EH? I MAKE YOU A GOOD DEAL ON THE LOTUS. YOU CALL ME, RIGHT?"

Dmitry's attitude makes Ted Vernon's overpriced junkyard (a.k.a. South Beach Classics, not more than 5 miles away from the Dezer Collection) and his salesmen appear sedate. At least Vernon doesn't treat every single person like a sucker.

-Kurt

 
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