In 1977 about a year after I painted my ’69 Vette it was parked at work and I saw a woman sitting on it. I went out nicely asked to please not sit on my car. “I ain’t hurtin’ it”. I had to debate with her about whether or not she could sit on MY car. I held my temper because it would be too easy for her to do a lot of damage sliding off.
About five years ago a local Dodge dealer invited Viper owners for a Saturday car show/brunch. A friend bought his new Viper. My wife noticed a woman leaning on it. My wife explained to the woman that this car was privately owned and asked her not to lean on it. “I ain’t hurtin’ it”.
I would've lost my freaken mind, and physically tossed her (either one of them) off my car. Seriously - I've actually done it before, as well.
At a car show a few years back, I had a similar issue when one of the Hot Boat guys came walking by my Jeep and started playing with my fenders (they fold out, so I open them up for the shows). He was not quite as tall as I am, but similar in build to me... and he was probably halfway through a case of beer he'd been working on all afternoon. I have a "Please Don't Touch" sign - the car show folks give 'em out in the registration bag o' goodies... which are usually not ignored. I asked him to please quit messing with my fenders, to which he tried to use the "I ain't hurtin' 'em" defense. I got right up in his face and asked him how he'd like it if I went down the way and plopped my fat ass right on the deck mural of his boat... waited for the look of shock, then told him to quit touching my f@ing Jeep. He, and both his equally half-drunk buddies simply walked away.
Not much gets me riled like that... but you DO NOT touch my cars, unless invited to do so. Man, woman, boy, girl, hot or not - I don't discriminate: HANDS OFF!! I'm not as anal about my trucks (tailgate down, lean on the bed, or whatever) it's a truck and that's what the bed area is for - the rest of it, though (hood, roof, front fenders, etc.) stay off it. I guess that means anything that's shiny, has been polished & waxed, and is intended to stay that way... which means pretty much everything on the exterior of a car. That feeling is especially strong with me right now, after having written a $5500 check for the paint on my "$1600 Mustang project."
Sorry.
Nailpounder: No - you were not wrong.
I had these cards made and send them out with orders.
PM your address and I'll mail them to you if you want one.
Don
Thank you, Don! I almost have enough of 'em now to "wall-paper" the outside of my Mustang.