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I'm pleased to announce that I have gained 5 pounds since New Years.
roflIt's amazing how many hits this thread has.
I am down 35, from 216 to 181(old battery in scale, 186 new battery in scale). Every time I go to reach for that extra piece of filet, or the second chicken leg, I think of how skinny Doc is. I don't think they deliver food up to where he lives. Either that or maybe by the time they get it up the hill to him all of the calories are dried up.
The good thing is I haven't spent any money on groceries in weeks. I pretty much bring home half my lunch and share it with the wife for dinner.
It's hard to be humble and not be a fat ass....but I am happy to be batting 1 for 2.
And, for what it is worth, I pretty much considered this "gluten free" stuff to be a bunch of crap. I love my bread almost as much as my beer. But, part of not eating means no bread. And I noticed how much more nimble I am (I was going to say less stiff, but screw you guys).
For 10+ years now, when I would sit for just a few minutes, it was hard to change positions, let alone get up. When working on the car and being stuck in the same position for a few minutes, it was hell and time to get up. But now, I am as nimble as a lap dancer at a Motley Crew after party, probably more so.
By the way...I have just decided to get into the publishing business.rofl
James - Go rob a bank and get back to work on your car, so that you have reasons to post here more often.BTW I've decided to withdraw all the funds from my retirement account and go on a spending spree. I'm going to collect all of your posts from this forum and publish them in a book called, "The Wit and Wisdumb of Woverine" or something like that, and then retire.
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