Baahhh Humbug ! :whistling:
Christmas is a reminder that I'm getting closer to death...
... especially when against my will I'm forcibly dragged around all the local shopping Malls, by the genetic disorders that make up my family - the music makes me feel like I am actually living in hell....thus death would be a sweet reprieve. :classic_dry:
When you've been in the fifth shop and Cliff "effing" Richard is on the speakers again, you know you are getting real close to planning how to murder all those songwriters. .... I don't know how the people working in the shops, that are forced to listen to that puerile, sickening, arse gravy all day; don't go insane and begin throwing products at passers by . :classic_huh:
What makes me go into my typical Grinch like rage, is this expectation that you're supposed be perpetually enjoying yourself - when we all know it is ALL enforced happiness. ...and at MY expense.
What is more irritating is those people who count how many shopping days before Xmas, :help:
.,..and then you are pressurised and harassed to go out and buy loads of **** neither you or any one else would like :congratz:
aaaaarrgghhh!HH!H! ! :classic_wacko: "play that Christmas music once more time and I'll GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! "
:biggrin:
When I'm mad I'm told to just hit a pillow
Merry Xmas
Christmas is a reminder that I'm getting closer to death...
... especially when against my will I'm forcibly dragged around all the local shopping Malls, by the genetic disorders that make up my family - the music makes me feel like I am actually living in hell....thus death would be a sweet reprieve. :classic_dry:
When you've been in the fifth shop and Cliff "effing" Richard is on the speakers again, you know you are getting real close to planning how to murder all those songwriters. .... I don't know how the people working in the shops, that are forced to listen to that puerile, sickening, arse gravy all day; don't go insane and begin throwing products at passers by . :classic_huh:
What makes me go into my typical Grinch like rage, is this expectation that you're supposed be perpetually enjoying yourself - when we all know it is ALL enforced happiness. ...and at MY expense.
What is more irritating is those people who count how many shopping days before Xmas, :help:
.,..and then you are pressurised and harassed to go out and buy loads of **** neither you or any one else would like :congratz:
aaaaarrgghhh!HH!H! ! :classic_wacko: "play that Christmas music once more time and I'll GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! "
:biggrin:
When I'm mad I'm told to just hit a pillow
Merry Xmas
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