Three men die on Christmas Eve and are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy day," St. Peter says, "to get into heaven you must each posses something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man pulls a lighter out of his pocket and flicks it on. "This flame represents a candle," he says.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," says St. Peter
The second man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. Shaking them he says, "These are bells."
"You may enter," says St. Peter.
The third man searches and searches his pockets and finally pulls out a pair panties. St. Peter asks, "What do those symbolize?"
"They're Carol's"
"In honor of this holy day," St. Peter says, "to get into heaven you must each posses something that symbolizes Christmas."
The first man pulls a lighter out of his pocket and flicks it on. "This flame represents a candle," he says.
"You may pass through the pearly gates," says St. Peter
The second man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a set of keys. Shaking them he says, "These are bells."
"You may enter," says St. Peter.
The third man searches and searches his pockets and finally pulls out a pair panties. St. Peter asks, "What do those symbolize?"
"They're Carol's"
