Husband Down

[Tnfastbk]

Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife. And so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket..

"What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

HUSBAND DOWN! HUSBAND DOWN! AISLE 7

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[hyena429]

Lmao!! good one.thats a knee slapper..hehe

 

[Wolverine]

Wife in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Her husband replies, "Surgery? You don't need any surgery. I know how you increase the size of your breasts without surgery, and this is a lot less expensive."

The wife asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between your breasts."

Startled, the wife asks, "How is rubbing toilet paper between my breasts going to make them bigger?"

"Beats me, but I know it sure worked for your ass."

 

[luxstang]

Good one Roy!

Reminds of the guy whose wife made him go to the pharmacy to buy pills that would make him get it up again and he brought his wife some weight loss pills.

Never heard of him again.......

 

[goodnigh]

Good One.

mike

 

[OLE PONY]

Good bunch of jokes! I'll keep those to myself without sharing with my wife.

 

[rpmcarter]

good one