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Impossibilities In The World --

1. U can't count your hair.

2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.

3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool.

10 Things I know about you --

1) U are reading this.

2) U are human.

3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) U just attempted to do it.

6) U are laughing at yourself.

7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) U just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.

10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this post because I didn't want to be alone in the Idiot category.

 
Which hurts worse the pepper spray or the shampoo?

Good stuff Roy!
baby shampoo is made so if it gets in the eyes, it doesn't hurt. I hesitated, and then said "****, it can't hurt worse than the OC." It sucks. Trust me. I'd rather be tased over and over than sprayed with OC.

 
So, you have been sprayed and tasered?

I thought one of the reasons you behaved was not only to allow you the opportunity to be a cop, but to be certain you did not got sprayed and tasered.

 
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Cops have to be sprayed and tasered to be certified to carry them. I guess as an exorcise to build empathy to our vic- I mean, customer. :D

I yes, I've been sprayed and rhode the lightning. Search youtube for videos. Hilarity ensues.

 
Concerning "U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips" my wife caught me trying and thought I was losing it.

 
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