Marriage

[Tnfastbk]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ...... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Women

 

[goodnigh]

Got that right.

mike

 

[73vertproject]

Dang, Roy. The truth, the truth, the truth!

 

[Tnfastbk]

Dang, Roy. The truth, the truth, the truth!

Yeah but here is what I am down to

 

[71_badmach]

But, has the advantage of being portable... :whistling:::devil::

 

[Tnfastbk]

But, has the advantage of being portable... :whistling:::devil::

True and easy to pack

 

[OLE PONY]

Ain't it the truth!

 

[Don65Stang]

There is wisdom in those words.

 

[lastfairlane]

Love it thats excelent

when my wife turned 30

I tried to swap her for 2 fifteen year olds

that didnt work

now shes 60 looking at 4 15 year olds

or 2 30 year olds

either way Im dead

from her or with a smile on my face

take your pick

when we got together

the latest car was an XR Falcon or a 67 Mustang

wouldnt sell her for quids

we had quids till 1966 then Dollars

sorry my yank cousins

that was an old English saying

still playing with the convertible

maybe this year it will be on the road

John

 

[rpmcarter]

18 years ago my wife saved me ......

I was hanging out in bars with the upper class

hanging out with some of the Dallas Cowboys running bars and womins

I had a different hot chick almost every week

dined in the finest restaurants

was on a sailing team, went sailing every weekend

Now all I got to show for it is living in a VAN down by the RIVER

 

[not2old]

Mine repeatingly says start acting your age. See told me to find a friend with benifits so than I would spend more time on my own side so she could sleep. lol....

Alan L

 

[smokem]

When my wife was 30, if she was mad at me I got the silent treatment.

Now she is 50, if she gets mad at me she won't shut up !

 

[rpmcarter]

that's funny

 

[luxstang]

"Women, you can't live with them, ..... Period!"

Al Bundy.

 

[whitesoc]

I keep saying to my wife " if I'd done it the first time I thought about it, I'd be out by now"

 

[Tnfastbk]

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[71_badmach]

When my wife was 30, if she was mad at me I got the silent treatment.

Now she is 50, if she gets mad at me she won't shut up !

I could stand a little silent treatment myself!! :whistling:

 

[luxstang]

On a slightly related topic: Does anybody of you guys do this too? Sometimes when I fight with the lady, which thankfully happens only on rare occasions, I like to turn my back, go to the garage and simply sit in the Mustang. No radio, no motor, just sit there for a while, fell comfortable and cool my jets.

Anyone?