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A friend emailed these to me the other day so I thought I would share.
A guy walks into a bar with a German shepherd dog.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed!
Get that mutt out of here!"
The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign--I'm blind, and this is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house.
Later that day, the man tells his friend about it:
"I told him I was blind, and I got a free beer!"
The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!"
The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as Seeing Eye dogs?"
The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me. I'm just looking around."
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A tourist goes into a bar where a dog is sitting in a chair playing poker.
He asks, "Is that dog there really playing poker?"
And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too smart.
Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
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A fellow walks into a pub near Buckingham Palace in London, sits down, and says,
"Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work."
And the bartender says, "Oh? What do you do?"
The guy says, "I take care of the corgis--you know, the dogs the royal family owns."
The bartender asks, "Tough job, huh?
The guy says, "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
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A guy walks into a bar with a German shepherd dog.
The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed!
Get that mutt out of here!"
The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign--I'm blind, and this is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house.
Later that day, the man tells his friend about it:
"I told him I was blind, and I got a free beer!"
The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!"
The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as Seeing Eye dogs?"
The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
============================
A blind man walks into a bar, grabs his dog by its hind legs and swings him around in a circle. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, what are you doing?"
And the blind man says, "Don't mind me. I'm just looking around."
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A tourist goes into a bar where a dog is sitting in a chair playing poker.
He asks, "Is that dog there really playing poker?"
And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too smart.
Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
============================
A fellow walks into a pub near Buckingham Palace in London, sits down, and says,
"Give me a beer. I've had a rough day at work."
And the bartender says, "Oh? What do you do?"
The guy says, "I take care of the corgis--you know, the dogs the royal family owns."
The bartender asks, "Tough job, huh?
The guy says, "Yeah. All that inbreeding has led to low intelligence and bad temperaments.
And the dogs aren't too smart, either."
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