For your own sake, don´t ever do this

[luxstang]

Sometimes my sick mind comes up with replies or ideas and I say them out loud before my brain can stop me.

Now guys here´s one you may wanna make sure you never pull.

For all I care, test your ignition spark with your privates if you feel like doing something stupid, but don´t do this:

When we got to California, we found that my wife´s make up remover had drained into the suitcase. So first thing we did the next day was go to CVS and buy a new bottle.

On our way to the check out we passed the aisle with Halloween costumes and my wife said something like: "Oh, look Halloween costumes. I should get one for (a friend´s) party when we get home"

Next thing I know I see me pointing at the make up remover and hear me saying:"Well you got everything you need right there.......!"

:s

Just.... don´t...... trust me......... don´t!

 

[droptop73]

rofl thats good

 

[marks73]

Let us know when your all healed back up.

 

[LCB1]

Hope your couch is comfortable

 

[OLE PONY]

Sounds like you will be making the next trip alone!

 

[sm3570]

lollerz

I could have told you that and saved you the pain!

 

[T-K]

OOOPSSlollerzrofl

I bet you got a taste of the ::devil::

 

[whitesoc]

So Lux, you have to tell us.....how uncomfortable was the drive with one of her shoes wedged firmly where the sun doesn't shine.....and did your health insurance cover emergency shoe removal? lollerz

 

[c9zx]

So Lux, are you enjoying living outside?

 

[OMS]

So you are trapped at James house, just not by James.

 

[machman_73]

:whistling:

 

[73StangCoupe]

Lux, that is about as smart as asking any lady you don't know "When are you due?"...

 

[luxstang]

Thanks guys!

I loved reading all your hilarious replies.

I am blessed with my wife. She is just the coolest person I know and she always puts up with me, so none of the consequences you came up with happened to me.

She did at first go through the motions of being a little offended but during lunch she brought it up again and laughed at it so hard that people started giving us weird side glances. She can take a joke that´s on her, especially as it happens on a more or less regular basis with me. :blush:

It´s just that I am good at snappy remarks and she can immediately tell when I have an "inspiration" and will bug me until I tell her, even if I don´t wanna tell her because it´s mean.

Here´s to the best wife I ever had!

 

[sm3570]

Here´s to the best wife I ever had!

::beer::

How many have you had?

 

[73vertproject]

:amen:

 

[rpmcarter]

okay ...this is funny stuff.

Honey does this make me look fat? "no dear your FAT makes you look fat." Or...be all you can be....

 

[luxstang]

::beer::

How many have you had?

Uhm,.. only this one actually, so that still holds true!

 

[cudak888]

Honey does this make me look fat?

Ever since the Nissan Altima came out, I no longer associate this comment with the back end of a pair of jeans.

-Kurt

 

[marks73]

I'm sure no one needs to tell you how truely lucky you are. Congratulations on your choice!