Cheating Wife

Tnfastbk · Feb 17, 2012

SYLVIA:

Hi! Wanda.

WANDA:

Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA:

I froze to death.

WANDA:

How horrible!

SYLVIA:

It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from

the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,

and finally died a peaceful death.

What about you?

WANDA:

I died of a massive heart attack.

I suspected that my husband was cheating,

so I came home early to catch him in the act.

But instead, I found him all by himself

in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:

So, what happened?

WANDA:

I was so sure there was another woman

there somewhere that I started running

all over the house looking. I ran up into

the attic and searched, and down into the

basement. Then I went through every closet

and checked under all the beds. I kept this up

until I had looked everywhere, and finally

I became so exhausted that I just keeled over

with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA:

Too bad you didn't look in the freezer

---we'd both still be alive.

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