Describe what you do for a living...BUT, descibe it very poorly!

[RocketFoot]

Here is my poorly described job description:

I do precision guess work based on limited and sometimes useless data provided by people with questionable knowledge and unknown backgrounds pertaining to the subject!

 

[Steve McMahan]

My 9 to 5 involves carefully planning specific events that are thwarted by persistence periods of rest.

 

[Stanglover]

Here is my poorly described job description:

I do precision guess work based on limited and sometimes useless data provided by people with questionable knowledge and unknown backgrounds pertaining to the subject!

 That sounds exactly like the engineers I worked with back when I worked.

 

[detritusmaximus]

Here is my poorly described job description:

I do precision guess work based on limited and sometimes useless data provided by people with questionable knowledge and unknown backgrounds pertaining to the subject!

Sounds like my job...and I'm NOT an engineer!

 

[turtle5353]

I make things go up and down. 

 

[Horsin' Around]

Hello, I'm with the government. I'm here to help.

 

[Bentworker]

I prove that Ohm's law is true - every single day.

 

[Mac]

.....Retired.....Under New Management.....For Details Contact My Wife !!!  :biggrin:

 

[Kilgon]

I keep the people at Social Security and Medicare employed.

 

[goodnigh]

I work in the operating room (surgery) and only do two things.

Either put parts in or take parts out.

What line are you in?

mike

 

[Lazarus]

I work very hard so that the government can take half and pay people to sit on their couch and complain about imagined slights on social media. 

 

[mjseakan]

I make a living by playing "bring me a rock".

No that one's too big. That one's too small. Rounder. No that's too smooth. It needs to be flatter on the bottom 

Get the picture?

 

[midlife]

I make a living checking out shorts.  I try and find work locations as close as possible to coed colleges and universities.  I do carcheology on the side.

 

[Hemikiller]

I play tetris all day, and herd cats

 

[Vinnie]

I make a living organizing 1's and 0's for medical staff.

 

[timachone]

I am with Vinnie - my job is based on binary code with a safety and/or security backround - by dealling often with people and their questionable knowledge and unknown backgrounds pertaining to the subject, as Rocketfoot said earlier  :biggrin:

 

[1sostatic]

I beat the crap out of Electrons and  Decibels 

 

[jpaz]

I thread the needle.

 

[detritusmaximus]

Okay, soooo...generally my job is telling people where to go.

It's not the dream job you might expect that to be.