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I'm retired from a local government agency that had me going around the county picking up the local dirtbags of trash and placing those dirtbags of trash in cages. I now have a job where I actually get a little play money for the restoration of my sled selling thunder sticks and teaching the locals how to use them without hurting themselves.

Just remember John Wick didn’t kill all those people for a random car. It was a Mustang

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I explain to some people why stuff happens based on terrestrial physics and I also explain that some other people argue the same stuff following physics from another planet.



1971 M-Code Mach 1 w/Ram Air, 408 stroker, 285/291 0.558" roller cam, Blue Thunder intake, TKO600, Hooker headers with electric cut-offs, FiTech EFI w/ RobBMC PowerSurge pump

Strange center section with Truetrac, 3.5 gear and 31 spline axles, 4-wheel disc brakes

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I am retired now but I am a professional goof off. I buy cars I do not need, grow a garden that I cannot eat, date women much younger than me, shoot animals and put them on my plate beside the veges from the garden. Drink way too much blended whiskey. Life is good.

When working I had to sit in conference rooms and listen to people with no idea of what they were talking about. Then hand it to me and say build it. Got on plane on Monday and off on Friday and wondered how do all the idiots get the great jobs. Working sucked.

When a man is in the woods and talks and no women are there is he still wrong??:P


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